Shakespeare's - Much ado about nothing -homework. HELP!!!!!!!?

Thou doest poorly misquote Shakespeare, and for a result thou art ignored. For verily how many brethren wouldst understand PEE? Dost thou speak of human waste matter? Verily, thine answer lies in hard work and honest study! Hast thou no idea of the weakness of thine own mind that thou didst not give the meaning of this 'Pee'? Get thee to thine nearest cesspit, so thou wilt be relieved of thine own PEE and remember that Shakespeare was naught but a true playwright, who did not involve such malevolent acts as peeing in his ruddy plays! Verily thou doest offend our heritage!!!